If you're a doctor, why does your box say police?
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You're scottish - fry something.
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- I don't have a mum and dad. Just an aunt.
- I don't even have an aunt.
- You're lucky.
- I know.
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- I'm not scared.
- You're not scared of anything! Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of box, man eats fish custard, and look at you, just sitting there.
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- You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?
- Yes.
- Everything's going to be fine.
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- Give me five minutes, i'll be right back.
- People always say that.
- Am i people? Do i even look like people? Trust me. I'm the Doctor.
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- Run. Just go. Your back-up's coming, i'll be fine.
- There is no back-up.
- I heard you on the radio, you called for back-up.
- It's a pretend radio.
- You're a policewoman.
- I'm a kissogram!
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- Why did you say six months?
- Why did you say five minutes?!
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- Twelve years and four psychiatrists.
- Four?
- I kept biting them.
- Why?
- They said you weren't real.
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- Hello, Amy, dear. Are you a policewoman now?
- Well, sometimes.
- I thought you were a nurse.
- I can be a nurse.
- Or, actually, a nun.
- I dabble.
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- You were a little girl five minutes ago.
- You're worse than my aunt.
- I'm the Doctor, i'm worse than everybody's aunt. And that is not how i'm introducing myself.
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- What is this place? Where am i?
- Leadworth.
- Where's the rest of it?
- This is it.
- Is there an airport?
- No.
- A nuclear power station?
- No.
- Even a little one?
- No.
- Nearest city?
- Gloucester, half an hour by car.
- We don't have half an hour, do we have a car?
- No.
- Well, that's good! Fantastic, that is twenty minutes to save the world and i've got a post office. And it's shut!
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- What is that?
- It's a duck pond.
- Why aren't there any ducks?
- I don't know. There's never any ducks.
- Then how do you know it's a duck pond?
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Oh, and here they come. The human race. The end comes, as it was always going to - down a video phone!
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- Ah, and here they all are. All the big boys. NASA, Jodrell Bank, Tokyo Space Centre, Patrick Moore.
- I like Patrick Moore.
- I'll get you his number, but watch him, he's a devil.
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- Well, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?
- It's you.
- Me?
- Is that what i look like?
- You don't know?
- Busy day.
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You just summoned aliens back to Earth. Actual aliens, deadly aliens, aliens of death, and now you're taking your clothes off...
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Hello, i'm the Doctor. Basically... run!
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- It's you. You came back.
- Course i came back. I always come back. Something wrong with that?
- And you kept the clothes.
- Well, i just saved the world, the whole planet, for about the millionth time, no charge. Yeah, shoot me! I kept the clothes.
- Including the bowtie.
- Yeah, it's cool. Bowties are cool.
- Are you from another planet?
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- So... coming?
- No!
- You wanted to come fourteen years ago.
- I grew up.
- Don't worry. I'll soon fix that.
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- So... all of time and space, everything that ever happened or ever will... Where do you want to start?
- You are so sure that i'm coming.
- Yeah, i am.
- Why?
- Cos you're the scottish girl in the english village, and i know how that feels.
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- There's a whole world in here, just like you said. It's all true. I thought... I started to think that maybe you were just like a mad man with a box.
- Amy Pond, there's something you'd better understand. It's important, and your life may depend on it. I am definitely a mad man with a box.
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You're scottish - fry something.
***
- I don't have a mum and dad. Just an aunt.
- I don't even have an aunt.
- You're lucky.
- I know.
***
- I'm not scared.
- You're not scared of anything! Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of box, man eats fish custard, and look at you, just sitting there.
***
- You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?
- Yes.
- Everything's going to be fine.
***
- Give me five minutes, i'll be right back.
- People always say that.
- Am i people? Do i even look like people? Trust me. I'm the Doctor.
***
- Run. Just go. Your back-up's coming, i'll be fine.
- There is no back-up.
- I heard you on the radio, you called for back-up.
- It's a pretend radio.
- You're a policewoman.
- I'm a kissogram!
***
- Why did you say six months?
- Why did you say five minutes?!
***
- Twelve years and four psychiatrists.
- Four?
- I kept biting them.
- Why?
- They said you weren't real.
***
- Hello, Amy, dear. Are you a policewoman now?
- Well, sometimes.
- I thought you were a nurse.
- I can be a nurse.
- Or, actually, a nun.
- I dabble.
***
- You were a little girl five minutes ago.
- You're worse than my aunt.
- I'm the Doctor, i'm worse than everybody's aunt. And that is not how i'm introducing myself.
***
- What is this place? Where am i?
- Leadworth.
- Where's the rest of it?
- This is it.
- Is there an airport?
- No.
- A nuclear power station?
- No.
- Even a little one?
- No.
- Nearest city?
- Gloucester, half an hour by car.
- We don't have half an hour, do we have a car?
- No.
- Well, that's good! Fantastic, that is twenty minutes to save the world and i've got a post office. And it's shut!
***
- What is that?
- It's a duck pond.
- Why aren't there any ducks?
- I don't know. There's never any ducks.
- Then how do you know it's a duck pond?
***
Oh, and here they come. The human race. The end comes, as it was always going to - down a video phone!
***
- Ah, and here they all are. All the big boys. NASA, Jodrell Bank, Tokyo Space Centre, Patrick Moore.
- I like Patrick Moore.
- I'll get you his number, but watch him, he's a devil.
***
- Well, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?
- It's you.
- Me?
- Is that what i look like?
- You don't know?
- Busy day.
***
You just summoned aliens back to Earth. Actual aliens, deadly aliens, aliens of death, and now you're taking your clothes off...
***
Hello, i'm the Doctor. Basically... run!
***
- It's you. You came back.
- Course i came back. I always come back. Something wrong with that?
- And you kept the clothes.
- Well, i just saved the world, the whole planet, for about the millionth time, no charge. Yeah, shoot me! I kept the clothes.
- Including the bowtie.
- Yeah, it's cool. Bowties are cool.
- Are you from another planet?
***
- So... coming?
- No!
- You wanted to come fourteen years ago.
- I grew up.
- Don't worry. I'll soon fix that.
***
- So... all of time and space, everything that ever happened or ever will... Where do you want to start?
- You are so sure that i'm coming.
- Yeah, i am.
- Why?
- Cos you're the scottish girl in the english village, and i know how that feels.
***
- There's a whole world in here, just like you said. It's all true. I thought... I started to think that maybe you were just like a mad man with a box.
- Amy Pond, there's something you'd better understand. It's important, and your life may depend on it. I am definitely a mad man with a box.